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Private Parts: Man stuck in park bench

Just when you thought you'd seen it all....

A MAN is lucky to still have a penis after he inserted it in a metal park bench and became stuck, doctors say.

At least a dozen police and emergency services workers were called to the park in Hong Kong after 41-year-old Le Xing’s penis became trapped in a hole, apparently after he became aroused.

According to reports from Hong Kong, the “lonely and disturbed” Mr Xing told police he thought it would be fun to have sex with the bench, UK’s The Telegraph reported.

Full artcile and video at-
http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,24174888-5005961,00....

Tags: bench, emergency, fire, fireman, hardon, oops, park, penis, rescue, sex

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Permalink Reply by Paul Montpetit on July 26, 2009 at 6:30am: Sounds like a "different" case for extrication.....Hmmmm, think I can handle this case....get me the "Jaws".......LOL What...? Not on the truck.....? Damn, well, ok, get the K-12 saw.....LOL; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by lutan1 on July 26, 2009 at 6:39am: It'd have to be the reciprico saw or air chisel wouldn't it??!!

Your evil Paul!!!!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Reg Mathis on July 26, 2009 at 11:32am: Hey Chief? Would the portable torch be quicker?

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Permalink Reply by Reg Mathis on July 26, 2009 at 11:35am: Oh! Also! If you are easily offended by "locker room" humor, I don't think I would follow this thread very far...

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Permalink Reply by Padre Pete on July 26, 2009 at 7:56am: Difficult to imagine how great the need would have to be to make a park bench look good. ?????; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by lutan1 on July 26, 2009 at 5:23pm: It might be warmer than what's at home... ;-); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Hondo on July 26, 2009 at 7:59am: WTF ! ! ! !; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by rfdjumper on July 26, 2009 at 9:09am: It was a sure thing....that is to get tetnus!; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Chris Tomlinson on July 26, 2009 at 9:22am: I wonder if he considered the material the bench was made from and the consequences?

Wood bench: Splinters (get it, 'wood' bench ha!)

Plastic: No idea, thought the 'wood bench' was too funny

Concrete: A little coarse I would think

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Permalink Reply by Brian D. on July 26, 2009 at 9:30am: Too many joke possibilities...I'm going to explode! lol; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Paul Stoops on July 26, 2009 at 11:22am: If I would ever encounter this kind of incident, I would be laughing so hard that I would have to hand the tool over to someone else. I would be afraid of hitting the paticular body part inside the bench. This would be a different kind of extrication.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Dottie Garrett on July 26, 2009 at 12:13pm: Similar situation here except it was a round umbrella table with no umbrella. Need I say
more?; ▶ Reply to This

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